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Oh where shall I begin???

First of all its been a crazy last couple of weeks.. I changed my hair again and workin towards being a blonde.. You know cause they have more fun and all.. LOL.. No really its summer so I like going lighter when its warm and sunny out! Well I also thought I would try this stuff called Dove natural tanner lotion stuff... OH BOY! At first I was loving it because it was making me look tanner since Im albino and all... Well I guess I went a little too crazy with it, now Im in the first stages of turning into an Umpa Lumpa like off Willy Wonka.. Im trying to let it go away now since I cant wear flip flops cause I look like I have been playing in red mud! I havent been working as much at Hastings cause I think I complained enough about working too many hours.. Now Im missing the money and OUCH thats hurts let me tell ya! Kids have been interesting the last 2 weeks. I think Kenzie has hit full blown terrible twos however when Austin turned 2 I dont remember him having such a little attitude.. My daughter is a diva drama queen let me tell ya! She has these facial expressions that you wouldnt normally see on a 2 year old.. She even bobbled her head and me the other day... I was like "OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT" Im having problems with her and Austin fighting but I know you guys think Im joking or being dramatic but they are going to serisouly kill each other. Like today she was eating a cocoa puff outta his bowl and he ran up to her, shoved her down and she got up and tried to bite him on the back. I told her no so she stopped trying to bite but then Austin hit her, so she smacked him upsode the head then he tried to hit her again... Sooooo I had to spank them and seperate them both... They are driving me insane! She doesnt bite ANYONE but him, and he annoys the living daylights out of her and makes her so made she tells him off and goes after him.. She isnt scared of anything. So if anyone has advise please let me know the secret to peace in my house! LOL... Well today I got crapped on, I was on my way into today and Kenzie told me she pooped but I thought oh ill change her when we get to the sitters I didnt know however she had a full blown BLOWOUT! When I got her out of the carseat it was running down her legs into her socks and alllllllll over my arm.. I had to take her in and hose her off.. That was gross.. If it had been Ian he would have lost it and probably been sick! I guess I have a little bit stronger stomach! I love this weather but I dont like the critters and creatures that come with it... I went out to my car the other day and almost stepped on a snake.. It was dark grey, wide flat head and was fixing to strike me but THANK GOD I seen it, I went back inside and wouldnt go back to the car till it was gone. I dont know what kind it was, Grandma said it sounds like a cottonmouth but I dont care its a snake! and I have killed like a million spiders over the last 3 days.. Like the wolf jumping big ones... OMG I HATE spiders.. I am thinking about making my own reality TV show.. I think I would have AWESOME ratings... What do you think?? LOL.. Well since its like 1 in the morning Im going to bed now.. I just wanted to update everyone on whats happenin in my world... Nobody has posted anything for a while so you all need to get on the ball already!! Well TTYL

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Ang...